Bed time

So last night I tell Tyler, "It's 8:00. Time to get teeth brushed and get ready for bed."
He says,"But mom I still have energy You just can't tell because I'm not allowed to run in the house."
Trying not to laugh out loud at his stall tactic I do the "ummm well I guess just walk fast while you are getting ready for bed that should wear you out...Plus I can time you and if you do it really fast you will be soooo tired"
Smiling he says, "Mom I don't think that would really work for a boy my age.....I'm 5 you know. Plus I know you really can't set records getting ready for bed because there is no records for that in the real world of records. "
Ummmm well not sure what the real world of records is........but when did timing stop working....Ugg it was a tired mom's last resort......Goodnight buddy... stop growing up so fast. Mommy so enjoys your funniness even when I'm tired.